Bubba goes to Washington, DC

Bubba went to Washington D.C. to check with the Supreme Court to see if he could keep his guns without having to shoot somebody. While he was up there he saw a lot of signs that he just couldn't agree with, like Justice Department, Civil Service, and Help!

So, after five days of meeting with his Congressman, a Senator and a Presidential Candidate, he made up a few signs of his own and nailed them to everything that would take a nail. Here are a few of them. I'm sure you will agree with them.

Rules Of Washington, D.C. by T. Bubba Bechtol, President of the Bubba's of America PAC.

If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

Don't lie, cheat or steal ... unnecessarily.

An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble in this town.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

You can't kill a bad idea.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

The truth is a variable. Very variable.

You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.

A promise is not a guarantee.

You can't smell a skunk in a city full of skunks.

No means no only if you want it to.

PAC means Pretty Awful City.

Plagiarism saves time on research.

Politics is just show business for Ugly People.

Yes he borrowed that last one from the great Will Rodgers, but after all, Will has been dead a long time and he don't mind.

Just thought you'd like to know ...