Hillary's campaign is juicy fodder for comedians

Well, I hope we don't lose "Billary" in the upcoming states primaries. I need her for material. I had a long dry spell as a comedian when Bill left office and now that she is back in the picture, it has given my career a big boost again.

I love to watch her look at Barack Hussein Obama with that look on her face that says, "You little twerp, it's NOT your turn, it's my turn and you only have one almost term as a congressman!" She is stunned! She gets that look on her face that my dog, Rolex, gets when I show him a card trick! She has also developed a "cackle" that is right out of "The Witches of Eastwick!" She goes to it when she can't answer a question. She is just a total hoot. I love to see her squirm and bite her tongue.

Now that Iowa is over and she came in third and she is behind in the N.H. primary that will be done by the time you read this, I can't wait to see how they spin her loses. I'm sure they are going to put all their eggs in the Florida basket and go for the big electoral votes and say that those states didn't matter anyway.

They should hire the athletic director for LSU. They need a new spin doctor, and he is the best in the nation at this time. Anyone that can "spin" their way into playing in the National Championship game with TWO loses to UNRANKED teams, could get her elected for sure. LSU is a great school and I have many friends that are avid fans, but they didn't deserve to play in the big one! That should have gone to Kansas or West Va. Even if they win the national title, and they probably will, they still didn't deserve the shot. The sportswriters just liked them and believed their spin on it. Even the computers, which are supposed to be the deciding factor in it all, were overridden by "sports writers" and others that wanted to see their darling in the final game. Hillary would love him!

She is cackling about all the experience she has! What? She couldn't get elected in her home state, so she goes to Long Island and when Rudy got prostate cancer and had to drop out of the race, she was elected senator. I understand it all, they didn't know her very well, and Arkansas did! Experience! She says she spent eight years in the White House, well so did the pastry chef! She has never run a city, a state or a country, but she did marry a man that did. Why that qualifies her about as much as it does Dianna Favre lining up to play quarterback for the Green Bay Packers in their next game.

Lord help us all. I can't wait for her to implode when she finally has to give it all up. I wish I could be there when the blame game begins. It won't be her fault, why she is the smartest woman in the world. I bet old Bill has to leave the house for a week! She will go back to being a senator in a state that won't reelect her again and begin giving President Bush a hard time. I saw her on TV a while back, just giving old "W" pure hell because he ain't been able to catch Osama Bin Laden. I wrote her a letter and told her, "Shut up Hillary! You couldn't even catch Bill and you live in the same house with him!"

I ain't heard back from her yet, but I'm not holding out for a reply, either!

Just please Lord, let her last a little while longer, I'm not booked for 2008 fully yet and I'm going to need the fall out material!

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