I like bumper stickers! My old Jeep was held together by bumper stickers, and when Ivan took it, the bumper stickers were on the driveway plastered to the pavement. They last forever and can say a message in a single sentence. It is brevity at it's best.

However some of the women in this area are getting very bold with them. I don't know what is driving this, but even 'Lishous has one on her pick up truck that says "Bubba's Wife." I get the funniest looks when I drive that truck! After the last man that giggled and waved for me to pull over, I don't drive it anymore.

I saw one last week that said, "All men are animals, some just make better pets." Well, that may be true, but do you have to wear it on your car? As comedian Tim Allen said, "Yes, all men are pigs" After every woman in the room is on her feet waving their arms over their heads yelling "Yes"... he then says, "Yeah, it's just to bad that we have all the money!" Most of the one's standing up yelling Whoooo Hooo, just look so stupid at that point. Attaboy Tim, get back at'em!!

In Gulf Breeze I saw one that said, "Women don't admit their age, and Men don't act theirs." Hummm, me and 'Lishous are a whole generation apart in age, but we get along because she is a mature thinking young lady and I'm a big kid that never grew up, so there are advantages to not acting your age. Thank you very much!! Man, I even found a way to make tons of money not acting my age.

And one on the back of a 1969 VW Bus, said, "Grow your own dope, plant a man!" I'm thinking she had been smoking them left-handed Luckies way to long. I called her license number to the local police and told them that the van was smoking way to much to be on the highway, and it wasn't coming out of the tail pipe! They stopped them down the road, and I laughed my butt off as I drove by!

I saw one in California last week that said, " All men are idiots....I married their king." Well, in California where it is very hard to tell the men from the women, it IS easier to tell the idiots from the IGMO's. But, any woman that would marry an idiot has no one to blame but herself. We don't arrange marriages in this country, not even California. But, it could happen with this Same Sex marriage thing that three states have now adopted. I don't understand it anyway, I mean, "if you are married, the sex is always the same sex, isn't it?"

The final bumper sticker is an old one. I had it on my Jeep for years. It hit back at the NOW gang and others that wanted this equality thing for all the wrong reasons. It said simply "Any woman that seeks to be equal to a man, lacks ambition!" To this is say Amen. You go girl, be smarter than anyone you know, not just the men. After all, that is the way Bubba thinks!

Just thought you'd like to know....