Easy and fun are two words that Bubba likes. It is a life's work to have fun and make life easier. It ain't easy being easier sometimes, but it is worth the effort! Bubba has to work at times to have fun, but fun is the middle word in IAMFUNNYATTIMES!

I have a few suggestions on how to have more fun and make life easier this year. If you follow these suggestions, you may seem strange to many of your friends and family, but you will have more fun in life.

We just got new phone books. What do we do with the old phone books? We could build a new highway with them, that would last longer than asphalt, we could build another land fill with them or we could use them as personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of the people you don't know and you have a great address book. See how easy that is?

Attach an old hair dryer to your head and watch people run over themselves trying to figure out just what type of new cell phone you have in your car. Why is it always the driver that is talking on a cell phone when there are four other people in the same car just looking out the window? This needs to be looked into.

You can avoid parking tickets in downtown Pensacola if you leave your windshield wipers turned to "fast wipe" whenever you leave you car parked illegally. Or you could just leave a very long note on the windshield and by the time one of Pensacola's Finest get through reading it, you'll be back to your car. Make it at least five sentences, this should give you an easy 45 minutes. Life is easy!

Have your friends duct tape you to a wall. Take bets on how many rolls of duct tape it will take. It took 65 rolls to duct tape me to a gym wall, and no one got within 20 rolls with a guess. I won a lot money on bets and gave it all to charity. Seeing me duct taped to a gym wall was the reason for much laughter and picture taking, but it was fun and easy for me!

Also, if you like dry baths, you can wrap yourself in duct tape and just remove the dirt from your body by simply peeling it off. You want to be careful when washing your hair however!!

Paint your toenails red before you clip your nails. Then when you clip your toe nails, it will be easy to find them on the floor. You want to save your toe nail clippings and belly button lint in a see thru jar. It is a constant source of laughter for me when people ask me "What is that in that jar on our desk?" When I tell them it is a real study in human nature to watch their faces. I never go to lunch with anyone that doesn't laugh about it!

Feed you dog peanut butter and take a video of him eating it. Old Rolex, my dog, I named him that because he's a "watch" dog, loves to eat it and when the slobber is just right, he looks like he has rabies and is laughing at the same time. A photo of it makes a great Christmas Card!

Life is not short, regardless of what you have heard. Everyone lives exactly as long as they are supposed to, it's in the Book of Bubba, chapter 213 verse 24. So, live your life as if your pants were on fire. I don't know what that means, but I like it.

Just thought you'd like to know....